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The artwork immortalizes Paul alongside his orange alibi, a delighted rabbit, enough carrots to clear his name beyond a reasonable doubt, and the notorious bag that destroyed his reputation. Wear it to work, wear it around Paul, or wear it whenever someone needs reminding that you should never judge a man’s snack by its packaging. Paul may have been innocent, but after this shirt, he’s never escaping the charges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eProduct  Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) for year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves\/inner labels and DTG for main design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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