{"product_id":"bs-wetwear-oranges-explain-yourselves-cat-t-shirt","title":"BS WETWEAR ORANGES EXPLAIN YOURSELVES CAT T-SHIRT","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis front-and-back BS Wetwear T-shirt starts with one innocent-looking orange cat asking the kind of question that can absolutely ruin the rest of your afternoon: \u003cstrong\u003eare oranges named oranges because they’re orange, or are oranges orange because oranges are orange?\u003c\/strong\u003e Then you turn around and BAM — the black cat on the back has officially had enough, because you somehow just said “orange” eight friggin times and the sentence still made sense. The matching cartoon style, huge expressive cats, bold black-and-white lettering, and bright orange highlights make the whole shirt feel like one ridiculous joke unfolding from front to back. It’s basically wearable evidence that the English language was assembled at 2 A.M. by people running on snacks and poor decisions. Cat lovers will love it, word nerds will analyze it, strangers will count the oranges, and your friends will probably tell you to stop saying orange after the fifteenth time. You need this shirt because one-sided nonsense is fine, but \u003cstrong\u003etwo-sided nonsense is commitment\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Fe\u003cstrong\u003ea\u003c\/strong\u003etures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) for year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves\/inner labels and DTG for main design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53990490308902,"sku":"33726577821964229275","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":53990490341670,"sku":"28212719851806505061","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53990490374438,"sku":"21306955855793062716","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":53990490407206,"sku":"32834014888650639429","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53990490439974,"sku":"10860596307976105205","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53990490472742,"sku":"97033664058850022231","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Forest Green","offer_id":53990490505510,"sku":"30209906841170393370","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53990490538278,"sku":"20080582765294803905","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":53990490571046,"sku":"19198613310837078601","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53990490603814,"sku":"27067758950157438352","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":53990490636582,"sku":"88985343509333785616","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53990490669350,"sku":"22156382206770868050","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53990490702118,"sku":"16309217033025891630","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Forest Green","offer_id":53990490734886,"sku":"28788567637739380996","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53990490767654,"sku":"19347274302012958202","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":53990490800422,"sku":"32000113310616110477","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53990490833190,"sku":"37342934205129352863","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":53990490865958,"sku":"32780545472924816100","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53990490898726,"sku":"47539514910236132071","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53990490931494,"sku":"12603942303227607368","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Forest Green","offer_id":53990490964262,"sku":"86662848514085232337","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53990490997030,"sku":"32163802730756648573","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53990491029798,"sku":"22099851437676347220","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53990491062566,"sku":"21637683297356578701","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53990491095334,"sku":"17027077123799998269","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53990491128102,"sku":"90544839116731487440","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53990491160870,"sku":"31968244054120078174","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":53990491193638,"sku":"28887097216483673577","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53990491226406,"sku":"28342140859835624993","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53990491259174,"sku":"22287150413776521032","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53990491291942,"sku":"18804188419336481017","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53990491324710,"sku":"53980601200345229045","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53990491357478,"sku":"32044225968139489209","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53990491390246,"sku":"25131142096677198934","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":53990491423014,"sku":"14376037554344156153","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53990491455782,"sku":"22155723128983712085","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":53990491488550,"sku":"18417553436782209322","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53990491521318,"sku":"16245399270672431444","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53990491554086,"sku":"25594725345592647588","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53990491586854,"sku":"32146914227488563553","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53990491619622,"sku":"33954613491539968662","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":53990491652390,"sku":"17873764902136685661","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53990491685158,"sku":"23589584534500712654","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53990491717926,"sku":"47319469092914735328","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53990491750694,"sku":"77314419264949174302","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Royal","offer_id":53990491783462,"sku":"24512843278405864582","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53990491816230,"sku":"52477879000658369802","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53990491848998,"sku":"13751179465038216568","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/9892\/1254\/files\/7708145430069282988_2048.jpg?v=1790892314","url":"https:\/\/bswetwear.com\/products\/bs-wetwear-oranges-explain-yourselves-cat-t-shirt","provider":"BS Wetwear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}