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The pumpkins, autumn leaves, wheelbarrow of suspicious brown cubes, blueprint, skull construction, and absolutely delighted wombat turn the whole thing into a Halloween jobsite nobody from OSHA is going to want to explain. Wear it because you love wombats, Halloween, weird animal facts, construction humor, poop jokes, or simply because you want strangers staring at your chest while slowly realizing \u003cstrong data-start=\"3854\" data-end=\"3885\"\u003ethose bricks are not bricks\u003c\/strong\u003e. Nature gave the wombat cube poop, and BS Wetwear gave the little bastard a building permit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eProduct  Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) for year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves\/inner labels and DTG for main design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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