BS WETWEAR BEDROOM MATH IS BULLSHIT T-SHIRT

This shirt is for anyone who has ever had one stupid thought turn into a full-blown hostage situation in their own brain. You know the kind — one dumb little observation shows up, kicks its shoes off, opens your fridge, and suddenly it lives there rent-free. Wear this when you want strangers to squint at you, reread something twice, and briefly question whether language was a mistake. It’s perfect for late-night philosophers, professional overthinkers, people who laugh at their own jokes, and that one friend who says “wait, technically…” right before ruining dinner. Basically, if your sense of humor lives somewhere between clever, dumb, and deeply unnecessary, congratulations — you found your uniform.

Product Features

-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main design

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean