BS WETWEAR HONK IF YOU’RE ANTLERED T-SHIRT

This majestic disaster of evolution, the “Moose Goose,” is proof that nature occasionally gets drunk and plays Frankenstein. The head is all moose—big brown snout, soulful eyes, and antlers the size of satellite dishes—perched on the long black neck of a Canada goose who looks like it’s done with your crap. Its plump, feathered body bobs in the water with all the elegance of a floating couch, wings tucked neatly as if it isn’t the most ridiculous thing in the pond. Splashes trail behind it, suggesting it’s either majestically gliding… or angrily chasing a kayak. Equal parts national park mascot and nightmare fuel, this wet, honking moose-bird is flappin’ fabulous and 100% ready to ruin your picnic.

Product Features

- Without side seams for a more attractive finish and reduced fabric waste.

- Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape and comfort.

- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching of seams.

- Environmentally-friendly cotton fabric with a vintage feel, suitable for everyday wear.

- Classic fit and crew neckline, making it a versatile option for multiple occasions.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not tumble dry

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean