BS WETWEAR LOML THONG

Let’s be clear… this thong knew exactly what it was doing when it woke up this morning. Bright red like a Valentine’s card that drank an energy drink, minimal design, and one tiny word that somehow carries the emotional weight of a rom-com trilogy: LOML. No paragraphs, no speeches, no explaining yourself. It’s flirty without begging, funny without trying too hard, and confident in that “yeah, I meant to do that” way. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, date night, or just because you like your underwear with a little personality and a lot of attitude. Small piece, big energy. Still wet. Still recklesSS.

Product features
- Soft 97% polyester / 3% spandex blend with medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²)
- 4-way stretch for unrestricted movement
- Wide elastic waistband and trimmed edges for secure, comfortable fit
- Breathable, antimicrobial fabric to help keep you fresh
- Regular fit with sewn-in label; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)