BS WETWEAR ONE NATION UNDER DOG T-SHIRT

All rise for the Commander-in-Chief of Chaos and Kibble: President Tonka. Draped in dignity (and maybe a little drool), this black lab isn’t just man’s best friend—he’s the leader this country never saw coming but desperately needed. With executive instincts and a tail wag strong enough to pass bipartisan legislation, Tonka’s here to lower stress, raise spirits, and enforce mandatory daily belly rubs. He doesn’t chase polls—he chases tennis balls—and his cabinet is stacked with squeaky toys and unwavering loyalty.

When BS Wetwear backs a candidate, we go full send. And Tonka? He’s not just fit to lead—he’s fit to drip. Suit, seal, and slobber included.

Product features
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances attractiveness.
- Ribbed collar maintains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment, preventing stretching.
- Crafted from soft, durable 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
- Ethically produced, certified for safety, and meets quality standards.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors