BS WETWEAR PROFESSIONAL RETIRED TROUBLEMAKER TURTLE T-SHIRT
Retirement was supposed to mean relaxation, but apparently nobody told this grumpy turtle that being a pain in the ass is a full-contact hobby. The BS WETWEAR Retired Part Time Pain in the Ass T-Shirt features one seriously unimpressed turtle rocking his BSWW cap, gripping a steaming coffee mug, and wearing the exact expression of a man who has already heard enough nonsense today—and it’s only 8:15 in the morning. With rugged greens, warm shell tones, bold black-and-white lettering, and those killer red BSWW accents, this design looks like retirement wandered into a dive bar, ordered coffee, and started correcting everybody’s life choices. It’s perfect for the retiree who finally escaped the time clock but somehow became even more available to supervise, complain, give unsolicited advice, and ask why the hell you’re doing it that way. Wear it to breakfast, the garage, the campground, the family cookout, or anywhere else people need advance warning that you’ve got unlimited free time and absolutely no intention of behaving yourself. You spent decades working for a living, so congratulations—you’ve finally earned the promotion to Part-Time Pain in the Ass, and this shirt is basically your new employee uniform.
Product Features
-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main design
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean