BS WETWEAR SLOW FLEX LEGEND T-SHIRT

This sloth is a walking contradiction — well, more like a barely-moving contradiction. He flexes like he’s headlining a bodybuilding show, but the only weight he’s ever lifted is a leaf. With his backwards cap and tattoo ink, he looks like he just crawled out of the jungle straight into an underground fight club, except instead of punching, he just points at his biceps and then takes a four-hour nap.

The attitude is unreal: gritty details, bold shadows, and a stare that could make a grown man second-guess his life choices. He’s slow, but he’s unstoppable — the kind of legend that rolls up late, makes everyone wait, and still gets the loudest cheer when he finally shows up. He’s not just a sloth, he’s the face of lazy chaos, the crown jewel of BS Wetwear, and Tonka’s eternal spirit buddy keeping the vibes strong. When you wear this, you’re not repping a design — you’re carrying the gospel of slow flexing into the stre

Product Features

- Without side seams for a more attractive finish and reduced fabric waste.

- Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape and comfort.

- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching of seams.

- Environmentally-friendly cotton fabric with a vintage feel, suitable for everyday wear.

- Classic fit and crew neckline, making it a versatile option for multiple occasions.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not tumble dry

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean