BS WETWEAR SPAGHETTI SMACKDOWN T-SHIRT

Forget pay-per-view—this is pay-per-chew, and it’s the greatest food fight of all time. A fearless wrestler dives from the top rope straight into a heaping pile of spaghetti, proving once and for all that carbs are undefeated. The noodles don’t go down easy though—they’ve got him tangled up like saucy tag-team ropes, fighting back with every slippery strand. It’s equal parts dinner and disaster, where the marinara sauce becomes a weapon of mass deliciousness. Wear this shirt and you’re basically announcing that you’ve wrestled your plate before, and yes, the pasta usually wins. Perfect for anyone who’s ever yelled “mamma mia!” after losing to leftovers, or just loves the idea of mixing sports entertainment with Italian cuisine.