BS WETWEAR TWO CRIMES ONE FROG HALLOWEEN LONG-SLEEVE T-SHIRT

Some frogs sit on lily pads, some frogs catch flies, and this frog apparently woke up and chose felony-level Halloween chaos. The BS Wetwear Two Crimes One Frog T-Shirt drops our deeply suspicious little amphibian into a coffin surrounded by neon slime, spooky monsters, a jack-o’-lantern, Silly String, and enough unexplained evidence to keep detectives busy until Christmas. Bright greens, purples, pinks, oranges, and reds explode against the black shirt like a haunted arcade machine having a nervous breakdown. The giant dripping TWO CRIMES ONE FROG lettering makes sure everybody knows there is a story here, while providing absolutely none of the information required to solve it. Wear it to a Halloween party, horror convention, questionable family gathering, or any Tuesday where your normal shirt simply does not communicate enough frog-related criminal activity. You need this because subtlety is overrated, Halloween deserves more amphibians, and somewhere out there a perfectly innocent plain black T-shirt is begging you to make a worse decision.

Product  Features

-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main design

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat