BS WETWEAR INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN CRUNCHY T-SHIRT
Paul would like the record to show that he WAS NOT EATING CHEETOS—and unfortunately for Paul, BS Wetwear would like the record printed on a T-shirt. During what should have been an uneventful stint of bathroom-duty hallway surveillance, Paul was spotted eating something from a Cheetos bag and immediately found himself at the center of the snack scandal of the century. The prosecution had a bag, a suspect, and what appeared to be suspiciously enthusiastic chewing, but there was one glorious problem with the case: THE MAN WAS EATING CARROTS. Yes, actual carrots, stored inside a Cheetos bag like some kind of nutritional undercover operation, which explains absolutely everything while somehow making the entire situation ten times funnier. The artwork immortalizes Paul alongside his orange alibi, a delighted rabbit, enough carrots to clear his name beyond a reasonable doubt, and the notorious bag that destroyed his reputation. Wear it to work, wear it around Paul, or wear it whenever someone needs reminding that you should never judge a man’s snack by its packaging. Paul may have been innocent, but after this shirt, he’s never escaping the charges.
Product Features
-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main design
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean