BS WETWEAR POOP SKULL T-SHIRT

Some animals run from danger, some play dead, and then there’s the wombat, who apparently looked at his cube-shaped poop and thought, “Sweet, free building materials.” The BS Wetwear wombat is clocked in, safety vest on, shovel ready, and proudly constructing a giant Halloween skull one perfectly stackable turd brick at a time while the nearby deer and squirrel experience the kind of emotional trauma that requires professional counseling. With the BUILT DIFFERENT. SHIT INCLUDED. attitude up top and WORK WITH WHAT DROPPED. bringing up the rear, this design celebrates one of the weirdest real-life animal facts in the most BS Wetwear way possible. The pumpkins, autumn leaves, wheelbarrow of suspicious brown cubes, blueprint, skull construction, and absolutely delighted wombat turn the whole thing into a Halloween jobsite nobody from OSHA is going to want to explain. Wear it because you love wombats, Halloween, weird animal facts, construction humor, poop jokes, or simply because you want strangers staring at your chest while slowly realizing those bricks are not bricks. Nature gave the wombat cube poop, and BS Wetwear gave the little bastard a building permit.

Product  Features

-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main design

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean