BS WETWEAR PORTAL TO PREHISTORY T-SHIRT

Some people accidentally miss an exit. This legendary sloth accidentally missed an entire geological era. Rocking an expression that says “No worries,” while surrounded by hungry dinosaurs, volcanoes, and prehistoric chaos, this design perfectly captures what happens when confidence outruns common sense. The vibrant portal, detailed Jurassic landscape, and hilarious caption make it impossible to walk by without getting a laugh. Whether you’re the friend who always takes the scenic route or just appreciate wonderfully ridiculous humor, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations and collect compliments everywhere you wear it. It’s equal parts adventure, comedy, and “well…that escalated quickly,” making it a must-have for anyone who refuses to take life too seriously.

Product  Features

-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main design

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean