BS WETWEAR THE SLOWEST HEIST T-SHIRT

This sloth heard there was a pot of gold and decided to get there the only way he knows how… extremely slowly. Hanging from a branch in full leprechaun gear, he’s lowering himself toward the jackpot like the world’s most relaxed heist. Shamrocks are floating, coins are shining, and absolutely nobody is in a hurry. If luck favors the bold, this guy is testing whether it also favors the unbelievably lazy. Either way, by the time he gets the gold, St. Patrick’s Day might already be next year. 🍀

Product features

-Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and scratch-free comfort
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main design

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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